crust as fuck

When you're too god damn crust to give a fuck and you reek of apolitical ideology.

Dude did you see that guys dreads? He's crust as fuck! I really like her ACAB patch.

by killcops March 21, 2017

cheesy crust

Remnants on your fingers or penis after being inside of a particularly nasty vagina.

Mate: dude that chick looks hot as.
Me: Nah cunt she got cheesy crust, just stay away.

by TheThotOfYourDreams February 1, 2018

Crust

The part of a pizza that is intentionally not eaten by people whose mom and dad both tuck them in to bed at 8pm and kiss them on the forehead after reading them a fairytale and checking their closet for monsters.

My wife didn’t eat the crust of the pizza at her parents’ place last night so they made her sleep in our daughters crib and our 1 year old slept in the guest bedroom.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023

Ass crust

When you dont wipe

Or

Someone who joins your group chat uninvited

Ew this ass crust joined this chat

by Jagwla November 26, 2018

Crust power

A powerful term only god like creatures can use with the power of crust

DONT MAKE ME END YOU WITH MY CRUST POWERS

by CRUST_IS_GOD_FOOD April 17, 2022

Crust

The word 'crust' has several meanings. It means a person, Whom can spend hours on end in a bed, On a couch etc, Watching a marathon of a TV series or movie, Like Law and Order or The Simpsons or even for a movie Snakes on a plane. A crust is a person who enjoys a take away greasy meal rather than a nice home cooked meal. Or it can be used to refer to doing all of the activities above.

Friend " Oi what are you doing today"

You " Just crusting "

by Danda October 4, 2016

Crusted Over

When you don’t wipe and poop dries up, holding your butthole together

Brad: ”why are you walking weird”
John:”dude I’m just crusted over”

by BigDikBilly November 9, 2019