studentstupor

adjective; describes the confused, startled, surprised expression on a students' face, causing a total lapse in memory and ability to speak coherently, mostly occurring within seconds of recognizing he/she has been asked to answer a question. It is a somewhat strange phenomena in that, the just few seconds preceding the question, the student is largely audible, actively animate, and holding much of the room's attention.

Teacher: James, could you tell the class where we look in the Constitution to find anything about Congress?
James: huh? wha..., uh, I dunn...uh, what was the question?
Teacher: Jane, could you answer the question, James seems to be suffering from a bad case of studentstupor -

by Ergotellall April 13, 2008

student dressing

Dressing up in fancy dress to go to town, because you're too poor to buy door-passable clothes.

#1 " you got clothes to wear friday night?2
#2 "No. I'll just be student dressing"

by soton raver November 30, 2010

student lunched

The experience of enjoying a free lunch as a freshman, usually laid on by a local church or similar, only for it to be oafed up by a try-hard local hipster band "serenading" their audience and refusing to play at an appropriate volume for lunch, effectively forcing you to listen or leave.

Student 1: "Dude, we went to that free student lunch yesterday. My ears are still ringing thanks to that shitty hipster band"

Student 2: "You totally got student lunched, bro"

by I like My Bike November 4, 2011

Student Services

A place in your college where students go to wait in line indefinitely and receive no service.

First Year Student: "I'm going to go to Student Services to get information and help with financial assistance!"
Fourth Year Student: "Haha, yeah...good luck with that."
*6 hours later*
First Year Student: "MOTHERFU--"

by Mostly Joking February 10, 2015

Student

A term for Broke/Poor/Got no money bro.

feeds on noodles and 80p chewits (see poor person)

when given money, it is often spent on alcohol and 50p notepads

(refer to broke bruh-oak)

"Can I have £10 for Gas?"
"I'm Sorry, I'm a Student"

by studentpotnoodle May 21, 2016

studententien

Het (minimale) werk dat geleverd wordt om zo de vereiste studiepunten te halen voor een vak.

Equivalent: 5,5

A: Ik heb een studententien gehaald!
B: 5,5?
A: Jup

by Disco-pogo June 19, 2017

Student-fu

The act of studying and being a good student, while living on ramen noodles.

I have tons of homework to do.
Time to activate my student-fu.

by The Geeky Gangsta October 2, 2017