mayonnaise on spaghetti

A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti

Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.

by IlikeMilk October 02, 2014

Upsetti Spaghetti

A phrase meaning very sad or upset.

He is just a bowl of upsetti spaghetti.

I'm just a lump of upsetti spaghetti.

by Ragnthorn October 28, 2022

Ryan spaghetti

Ryan spaghetti is a special type of spaghetti that is served with sloppy seconds. If you're a male In Memphis, TN specifically at Middle College, you or a guy you know may have experienced Ryan's Spaghetti.

I went to the bathroom and a young lady asked if I wanted spaghetti. Ryan spaghetti

by Eatthatkat May 15, 2017

loose spaghetti

When you do it in the butt so much that your insides fall out and look like spaghetti

I saw my brother come home from work with loose spaghetti

by Fartmaster1 January 17, 2017

Sloppy spaghetti

When you are hitting a girl (or guy) from behind and stick your hand into their ass hole, stretch it wide, and fill it with leftover spaghetti

"How was your date with Jane last night?"
"I don't think there will be a second date, she needs about 3 weeks to recover from the sloppy spaghetti I gave her last night"

by justaguygivingugooddefinitions April 26, 2018

Pp spaghetti

Pp spaghetti Is when Someone Puts dry Spaghetti through a hot dog and boils it

Hey man wanna come over? My moms making Pp spaghetti

No thanks I cant have hotdogs

by Dont @ me May 28, 2020

Spaghetti male

An Italian alpha male that can cook any type of pasta and pizza. Usually a spaghetti male's cousin is an pizza male

Person 1# I'm a Spaghetti male.
Person 2# No you are not, im done with this bullshit that everyone is a alpha, beta, charlie, ligma and sigma!
Person 1# But i can make every pasta in the wooorrrrlddd!
Person 2# Oh then I understand.

by Tractoristic dude September 16, 2021