The Spaghetti Incident

Where Motley Crue’s Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx made a bet to see who could go the longest without showering and still find a groupie willing to have sex with them and not vomit all over them. After two months one groupie threw up spaghetti all over Nikki Sixx while giving him head.

“Dude, did you hear about the spaghetti incident?”
“I did. Motley Crue is fucking wild.”

by motleycruefan07 August 9, 2023

Itchy Spaghetti

An itchy sensation caused by friction between pubic hair and sensitive skin on or around the genitals.

Tucker: Man... *scratch scratch*
Todd: What's bothering you bro?
Tucker: Well, you see I got this itch...
Todd: You must have Itchy Spaghetti.

by PhallusTangledByPubes September 30, 2012

Spaghetti O'd

That red ring you get around your cock when you fuck your girl on her period.

"Bro, wtf. I fucked my girl last night and it left a red ring around my cock" "Dude, you got Spaghetti O'd"

by Rock out with your Bagina out June 16, 2020

mayonnaise on spaghetti

A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti

Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.

by IlikeMilk October 2, 2014

Spaghetti Hook

The process of pulling ones flaccid penis around ones taint to insert into ones own rectum.

She told me to go fuck myself, so I went ahead and gave myself the ol’ spaghetti hook.

by Bernie’s Mom March 19, 2021

Kaleb’s Spaghetti

To be boring or bland, lacking seasoning or flavor. Can be used to describe someone’s personality/ over all demeanor or cooking.

The friends you brought a long are totally Kaleb’s spaghetti, they were such a drag.

by Kalebsworstfan January 28, 2020

spaghetti phobia

An irrational fear of spaghetti. Mainly used when talking about higher ups(such as mods or admins) who unjustly ban for the smallest of reasons.

"Dammit, Dizzy banned me from Mugen Archive again for no reason."
"I'm telling yah, he has spaghetti phobia."

by superkingkong65 December 30, 2020