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Cuck Sock

When you shit in a sock and have your partner swallow it.
The price to play gearsofhalotheftauto 7 salvation army edition eat a cuck sock
by quantum restitution September 26, 2018
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Sailor Sock

a prophylactic used to prevent pregnencany and worn at ports of call by men having sex with promiscuous women laden with various sexually transmited diseases. condom
Guy 1: "Yo, did you hear Nick banged Tiffany last night?"
Guy 2: "Tell me he used a sailor sock."
by dinsker2 January 2, 2009
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Orange sock

When someone takes your pink sock and rub a orange on it
by Loofahkilla April 23, 2019
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blue socking

The act of wearing a condom throughout the day in the off chance of scoring unexpectedly.
“I might score with Susan today, better be blue socking today”
Good idea
by Ccofval10 December 24, 2017
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sharp sock

A cotton sock that is used to clean up ejaculation off of the bed. over time it dries and becomes crusty/ sharp at which point it needs to be replaced
Dude...watch out! You'll cut yourself on the sharp sock... my bad...my girl always leaves it out!
by apreston1978 April 13, 2009
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jack sock

A sock used for the purposes of masturbation, often found hardened and flaking, stuffed down the side of the bed in a teenage boy's room. Also the unfortunate name of a US professional tennis player.

Not to be confused with jock sack, a Scotsman's ball bag.
"That guy's name is Jack Sock??!!"
by Jon Salat November 15, 2017
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Wandering Sock

A living sock that will explore the house when no one is home and hide itself in improbable places to find a sock.
I finaly bought a cage for my wandering sock. Last time we were out it snuck into the toaster!
by XCchamp June 17, 2009
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