Small cock

Something a guy named Jacob has. The one guy named jacob knows that this is about him.

Man Jacob has such a small cock...

by Memereme June 8, 2022

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Small Friday

Small Friday is the day after Big Thursday. Small Friday is the day of rest after the Bigness of Big Thursday’s. We eat Salads with a small amount of calories, with small fork, and drink a small glass of water. Note - Nothing here is LITTLE. This is not Little Tuesday. Stop doing little things on small Friday.

“Duuuuude, i’m so tired from Big Thursday.”
“Don’t worry, man, its small Friday. Get some rest.”

by Ozegis September 11, 2021

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small apple

An incredibly tiny yet proportional apple, traditionally red delicious. The small apple can be anywhere to one half to one eighth scale of a regular size apple. The small apple brings joy to those who clutch it, gaze at it, and polish it.

My cheese was sliding off my cracker, but luckily I had a small apple to give me strength to carry on.

by Jedthurman March 2, 2022

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small-talklypse

n. 1. Being forced into a function where you know that the entire event will revolve around dumb small talk no one cares about.

Every time I end up at a work function it's always a small-talklypse!

by seoman May 4, 2017

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small ops

The opposite of Big Facts, when someone says something that is not at all relatable but you give them credit because it’s 2018

Guy 1: I hate Star Wars, this movie blows.

Guy 2: Small Ops bro, that’s why you have no friends.

by Chettywap January 18, 2018

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Daisy Small

Daisy Small is someone who everyone seems to get along with. She's a massive hoe, and would vibe with anyone. She often over-sexualising everything she comes to, yet this is reflected into the fact she is a life long virgin.

Daisy Small is such a prick.

by KR01010101 December 28, 2020

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