when ones dick is inserted to fun dip powder and slipped into his soulmates mouth while he crunches on the fun dip as loudly as possible
also known as a saying when leaving the house
also known as a saying when leaving the house
by theothecat13 February 9, 2021
Get the dip and slipmug. The act of your dick unintentionally falling out of the front flap in your underwear. NOT to be confused with the more ambiguous dick slip
Brad: Ow, fuck! Yo Chad, wait up!
Chad: What’s wrong bro, can’t keep up?
Brad: Nah bro, I had a zip slip!
Chad: Ouch, man! Hope you didn’t chafe against the zipper too bad!
Brad: All good, dude. This one was far from my worst.
Chad: What’s wrong bro, can’t keep up?
Brad: Nah bro, I had a zip slip!
Chad: Ouch, man! Hope you didn’t chafe against the zipper too bad!
Brad: All good, dude. This one was far from my worst.
by SquirrelFkr April 30, 2021
Get the Zip slipmug. i was taking a video of my cat in the shower, and almost showed my johnson, close fig slip.
i was sleeping on the sofa on a hot day in only my trunks, had a total fig slip.
i was sleeping on the sofa on a hot day in only my trunks, had a total fig slip.
by Tethax August 5, 2014
Get the fig slipmug. Daniel: I haven't heard you sing.
Sofia: That's good.
Daniel: :D
Daniel: *D:
Daniel: Excuse my Duerfian Slip. I do really want to hear you sing.
Sofia: That's good.
Daniel: :D
Daniel: *D:
Daniel: Excuse my Duerfian Slip. I do really want to hear you sing.
by AmmaNazi May 23, 2013
Get the Duerfian Slipmug. Blue Slip: You see, folks, it's corporate jargon for when your job's on the rocks but hasn't quite hit the unemployment iceberg yet. It's like telling your significant other, 'We're on a break,' but you're still sharing the same bed. You'll be at the office, but it's more like a bad one-night stand you can't escape. In the grand comedy of life, the blue slip is that awkward punchline that leaves you wondering, 'Is this a joke, or am I the punchline?'"
"Blue Slip: It's like when your boss wants to break up with you, but they're not ready to commit to the 'we're over' text just yet. It's the awkward in-between, where you're still on the company payroll, but your desk chair suddenly feels a lot colder. You'll be attending meetings, but it's more like a support group for the soon-to-be jobless. Remember, a blue slip is just a pink slip in denial, and your career's on life support!"
Blue Slip, man, you know what I'm sayin'? It's like when your boss hands you that blue piece of paper, and you're sittin' there goin', 'Hold up, am I still employed, or am I in a time-out?' It's that limbo between job security and job insecurity, Joe Rogan. You're showin' up to work, but it's like a sitcom where you're the only one not laughin', and the boss is the straight-faced villain. Blue slip, it's the corporate version of 'I'm not mad, just disappointed,' bro."
"Blue Slip: It's like when your boss wants to break up with you, but they're not ready to commit to the 'we're over' text just yet. It's the awkward in-between, where you're still on the company payroll, but your desk chair suddenly feels a lot colder. You'll be attending meetings, but it's more like a support group for the soon-to-be jobless. Remember, a blue slip is just a pink slip in denial, and your career's on life support!"
Blue Slip, man, you know what I'm sayin'? It's like when your boss hands you that blue piece of paper, and you're sittin' there goin', 'Hold up, am I still employed, or am I in a time-out?' It's that limbo between job security and job insecurity, Joe Rogan. You're showin' up to work, but it's like a sitcom where you're the only one not laughin', and the boss is the straight-faced villain. Blue slip, it's the corporate version of 'I'm not mad, just disappointed,' bro."
Example 1:
**David**: "Mike, can we chat for a moment?"
**Mike**: "Sure, boss, what's up?"
**David**: "Well, Mike, I've been noticing some performance issues lately. So, consider this your blue slip. You're not fired yet, but you've got some work to do."
**Mike**: "Got it, David. I'll step up my game."
Example 2:
**David**: "Hey, Mike, got a minute?"
**Mike**: "Yeah, what's on your mind, boss?"
**David**: "Look, Mike, your recent slip-ups haven't gone unnoticed. This is your blue slip - a warning shot across the bow. Get it together, or that pink slip won't be far behind."
**Mike**: "I appreciate the heads up, David. I'll make the necessary changes."
**David**: "Mike, can we chat for a moment?"
**Mike**: "Sure, boss, what's up?"
**David**: "Well, Mike, I've been noticing some performance issues lately. So, consider this your blue slip. You're not fired yet, but you've got some work to do."
**Mike**: "Got it, David. I'll step up my game."
Example 2:
**David**: "Hey, Mike, got a minute?"
**Mike**: "Yeah, what's on your mind, boss?"
**David**: "Look, Mike, your recent slip-ups haven't gone unnoticed. This is your blue slip - a warning shot across the bow. Get it together, or that pink slip won't be far behind."
**Mike**: "I appreciate the heads up, David. I'll make the necessary changes."
by Raul Mondessi September 14, 2023
Get the blue slipmug. When you slip your toe nail clippings into somebody's shoes, setting up a crunchy foot wearing experience for them. Also works with underwear.
1. I totally went to put my shoes and BAM, turns out I got clip slipped.
2. W: My vadge feels wicked crunchy
M: CLIP SLIP BITCH!
2. W: My vadge feels wicked crunchy
M: CLIP SLIP BITCH!
by NeoMIG3000 August 11, 2010
Get the Clip Slipmug. "Slip the goose" means almost anything depending on context. It is the perfect expression because it invokes a strong visual, and yet it's vague enough that it resonates in a wide variety of situations with various meanings. Depending on how you say it and with what other combinations of words the meaning can mean someone did awesome, someone did badly, someone messed up, someone got confused, someone did something really tiring, or someone blew off work or other obligations, or even someone avoided a problem or tragedy.
Good - Hell yeah, man! You slipped the goose big time! Oh dang, you're lucky you slipped the goose.
Bad - Damn, you really slipped the goose. I don't know man, I slipped the goose earlier and not feeling it. The hell man, you slipped the Goose
Bad - Damn, you really slipped the goose. I don't know man, I slipped the goose earlier and not feeling it. The hell man, you slipped the Goose
by danielrossi September 27, 2023
Get the Slipped the goosemug.