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Shannon and Matthew

A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.

A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.

A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.

Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!

Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
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shannon rau

The type of person to take all your food and offer you crumbs.
You Shannon Rau'd me bro!
by Cupid xo December 20, 2017
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shannon chua

the cutest, funniest most beautiful person inside and out. she's so sweet and anyone would be lucky to know her, she's very talented and smart and amazes everyone around her with everything she does !
by rachael l <3 September 9, 2021
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Shannon

A person who creates a lot of drama
“She's such a Shannon
by Shannon_08 November 29, 2023
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Shannon Neil

The most beautiful girl in the world who will make you happier than anyone alive, sucks cock like a pornstar and loves like no other, from the moment you’ll meet her you’ll want to marry her the moment you meet her, so hold on and never let go.
That girl I met last night she’s a real Shannon neil
by Shnsbf July 23, 2022
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Shannon

Mean kind so shes mend
Your so shannon
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Shannon

SHANNON- MY BFF
by Adrianazag October 28, 2021
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