Scrumpled

When something is both scrunched and crumpled at the same time. When something is in a mash.

Everything is all scrumpled around in your bag

When something is in a jumble or all tangled up

by JaneLee August 10, 2023

Scrumbling

scrumbling is another verb/word for when one scrolls on tumblr.

"Just scrumbled past this"
"Been scrumbling for a while. Glad I saw this."

by sad anonymous July 11, 2024

Scrambled eggs

Redneck abortion but easier.

Tom: You see that guy over there with the big ass dent in the top of his head?
Susan B. Ballin: Yeah, He looks like his mom tried to turn him into Scrambled Eggs

by He really said glass of juice July 17, 2024

Scrumbling

The act of scrolling through posts on Tumblr.

The first instance of this word being used was from a Tumblr user's mother by mashing the words scrolling and Tumblr together.

While I was scrumbling I saw a cute drawing of a cat.

I started scrumbling when I was bored.

Before I went to bed I scrumbled.

by scroofy_was_here July 28, 2024

Scrambled Porn

If you were alive in the 80s and 90s, you enjoyed watching scrambled porn as a child.

You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.

Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.

I was having a sleepover at my buddy's house, but I had to go home so I could jerk-off because we were watching scrambled porn.

by BigMayMay August 4, 2024

Scrambled eggs

The act of holding on your piss to your limit and then proceed to edge yourself to be able to release a wonderful mixture of piss and semen inside of your bros asshole. You then let it ferment for a few minutes and now you can cook and eat it.

Hey my best bro, wanna eat some scrambled eggs with me ? (subliminal message)

by Grigni August 16, 2024

scrumbling

scrolling on tumblr. the word originated from a joke that tumblr user "@anti-terf-posts" mom made.

person 1: "im scrumbling right now!"

person 2:"whats that mean?"

person 1: "scrolling on tumblr"

by that-wolf October 3, 2023