The thing with me is that I AM smart and I'm smelf, I'm self smarted, basically, by myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things I've self... s... like self, learned myself. And that's the whole difference, I guess is that I don't need the books or the schooling type things. I just get everything on my own and because of that I'm alive right now. I mean if I had read more books or tried to go on to collage and different things like that I'd be dead right now because people say books and college are for to be make you smarter, but they can also be for to be make you dead, which is what could have happened to me. My brain doesn't use enough oxygen because I don't have the whole thing filled with different stuff and if it was full, it's only part full, and that's why I'm alive right now. The guards are giving me here, you know, "read this book, try to get smarter" but I'm like, alright, I'll pretend to read it but I'm not going to really read it cause my brain will be more full and if I have another heart attack I'm going to die...
by ben-el-maestro June 02, 2022
Had sex, past-tense.
by electricccccccccc April 26, 2009
Smart Farter - One who only farts when other living things are around to blame it on, ie people waiting in line, dogs, group of people in an elevator.
Bob was sitting on the sofa with his wife and their two dogs. He rips a silent and smelly Fart. His wife says "Who farted?". Bob replies "it must of been one of the dogs" Bob got away with it because he is a smart farter
by loma_prieta January 09, 2014
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by JohnnyPunani May 12, 2014
Lexie Smart. Lexie smart is a girl who has brown hair and is very sweet. She's the goddess of anything. Style jokes anything her personality is amazing she's funny and awesome!! She's a caring person and lovable 💕 IF u have a lexie in your life... keep her! She is a 1 in q zillion she's the kindest perfectionist person ever. She will care for u and love u for ever !!♡
by Iluvlexie January 02, 2022
Smart Vento is an affiliate marketing company that currently on pre-launch.
Smart Vento is a smart wind since vento is an italian word for wind.
Smart Vento is a smart wind since vento is an italian word for wind.
That is Smart Vento!!!
by smartpromoter November 17, 2012