fell of the roof

That time of the month

omg Aguanetta , I just fell of the roof and I have really bad cramps...I'm not going to make the bukkakefest tonight.

by Ron Damint June 26, 2017

raw roof

When sharp crunchy food such as breakfast cereal (mainly Cap'n Crunch) causes cuts and pain to the roof of your mouth.

I've got some serious raw roof from my Crunch Berries this morning.

by valpu19 August 14, 2016

roof

a place where people go to have sex at the top of a tall building and are almost caught when someone else comes up to it and immediately assumes no-one is on it. commonly used in anime and manga

person 2: lets go up to the roof

person1: " ahh ahhh jack its feels so good

person 2: shhh we might get caught

person 1: no one ever come up here well be fine

( door opens)
person 3 : well i guess there no-one up here might as well take a break

by Mr.chicken dude January 8, 2021

Red Roof

A outhouse series in Philmont Scout Ranch and at other BSA camp grounds with open air "air conditioning", comes in many different models including ones with "Red roofs" typically has 2 holes in the ground separated with a door that's locked via rope that has a roof that's colored red making it easy to spot. There's also models with "blue" roofs these has complete open air conditioning that comes in seating variants like "Pilot and Co Pilot" and "Pilot and bombardier" One major rule is to NOT pee in them, it makes them get smelly. These are common at most camp sites unless your at a low impact camp then you have to use your pal Doug for your needs.

You: "Hey man I got to run down to the Red Roof I got a big one cooking up down below and I need a buddy."
Crewmate: "Man you just went!"
You: "Sorry I had the Chuckwagon chili tonight and im backed up"

by Jamesbomb17 September 6, 2022