dick rider

A Dick Rider is someone who constantly has something to say about you and what you got going on. They key difference between dick riding and being truthful is the manner in which the comments/criticism is given. A dick rider will often find ways to bring you into conversations not about you to talk shit about you, only talk about you negatively in the presence of others, and often are people who aren’t having much success going for themselves. A good thing to remember is often times a dick rider is someone who is not fully secure with themselves or happy with their achievements as someone who is fully secure with themselves often doesn’t negatively focus much on others.

James: I need to do my work before these report cards come out
Craig(the one being dick rode): yea I feel that
The dick rider: Craig your grades is some trash it’s nothing you can do I bet
Craig: you don’t even know my grades. you dick riding bro

by yourneighborhoodOG May 27, 2023

Dick Rider

A guy OBSESSED with an individual so much that he does anything to get attention or a reaction from him. Bro is creaming on the D just for the idea of a response, get off his nuts man.

Patrick: Why Aiden always meat riding
Jayden: Idk, He a Dick Rider

by Usapyon February 7, 2023

cloud rider

A black woman who chooses to only, or most often, sleep with the white men.

Black Guy 1 : i can't believe Shaniqua rejected me
Black Guy 2 : didn't you hear, Shaniqua's a Cloud Rider
Black Guy 1 : ohh mann... i lose
Black Guy 2 : it's alright man... it happens to the best of us

by bubzz2098 February 12, 2010

high rider

When a girls thong is riding above the pant line, and therefore visible.

Yo man, that chick just bent over, goddam! shez a high rider.

by Jizzy wizzy November 15, 2007

bull rider

is being on top while having sex with a girl when mid way through you tell her she isnt half as good as her siter,mom,best friend etc. then you grab hold of her tits and see if you can hold on to your angry partner for 8 seconds

while i was riding christina last night i told her "your good but not half as good as your sister" then grabbed her tits and tried to hold on like a BULL RIDER

by altajay October 16, 2008

doodie rider

someone who rides the doodie; someone who enjoys anal sex

That guy is a doodie rider every night.

by doodierider January 19, 2010

Junk Rider

A slut. One who rides the junk religiously.
phrase coined on episode 96 of The Mediocre Show with Eric and Taylor.

Also can be shortened to "J.R."

1.
Guy: Hey, junk rider!
J.R.: You want some?
Guy: Hell no, you've been on way too many cocks.

by someonewithnoone August 25, 2007