Reese shit

a one of a kind shit after you haven’t gone in a while. old shit that has been in ur bowels will appear much darker while new shit will be lighter as they contrast with each other in one piece, serving as the chocolate and peanut butter seen in a Reese’s respectively
when i finally took a dump after being constipated for 5 days it looked like a reese shit
by myspace2007 May 31, 2022
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matthew reese

They are a tiger in bed, always hitting the rights spots and making it the best night of your life.
by TheGamingLemon June 05, 2017
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Rees-Mogg

A Rees-Mogg is the compound unit of stiffness and length derived from the factors required to clear the waterline of a toilet bowl.
I can't get it to flush. It must be at least two Rees-Moggs.
by DreamIntoVoid September 18, 2022
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Reese-eipt

Da crinkly-paper "paid --- thank you" strip dat you'd be wise to hold onto for at least a day or two after your purchase, just in case you need to prove dat you weren't da one who swiped an orange-wrappered candy bar from da local convenience-store.
I've never actually been accused of shoplifting --- even just a candy bar --- but I still save my Reese-eipt for a few days after da sale --- better safe than sorry, ya know??
by QuacksO November 08, 2018
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Kyal Rees

Engineering GOD!

p.s. Also likes OPP :(
p1: "who do you worship?"
p2: "Kyal Rees the engineering god."
by R1ck R0ll November 11, 2021
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Reese-search

Phony scientific study/experimentation that merely involves pigging out on peanut butter cups and other bright-orange-wrappered chocolates.
Reese-search can also loosely be used to sarcastically/disgustedly refer to Mickey-Mouse R&D projects that merely involve loafing/goofing off, wasting time, recreating, needlessly/inefficiently consuming costly/scarce resources, etc. Two prime examples would be mattress-testing (i.e., getting paid to merely nap for extended periods), or the Red Green Show's infamous character Bob Stuyvesant's claiming that his impromptu solo golf-games are serious environmental studies.
by QuacksO March 03, 2019
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ree-turted

When one has achieved enlightenment through the practice of ingesting the smoke of the marijuanna leaf, said enlightenment maybe mistaken for a form of mental retardation hence the term "ree-turted".
"dude-babe, last night at the frat house i was so ree-turted i gave this ugly woman named katie my pipe".
by al ahuakbar January 10, 2017
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