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The Pumpkin Game

It is indescribable. But.. we will attempt to metaphor. You open up a can of creativity and see what spills out. This is a game that attempts to disprove Newton's Law by showing that in the realms of the imagination, the force to smash a fictional pumpkin is not always met by an equal and opposing force to save the aforementioned fictional pumpkin.

Scenario A:
Bob: I have drawn a Pumpkin
Smead: I will now squash your pumpkin by drawing a hammer hanging precariously above it.
Bob: (pondering...) Bun of a Snitch...
Smead: Your turn.
Bob: (Scribbling) Hold on. There is now a gigantic sponge on top of my pumpkin. My sponge absorbs the shock of your hammer.
Smead: So we do this back and forth until somebody slips up and overlooks one of the multiple threats lurking around the pumpkin, or else (on the opposing side) fails to threaten its safety?
Bob: Pretty much, yep.
Smead: Wait--who blocks with a sponge?
Bob: I do.
Smead: This game is weird.
(loud clapping)
The End Of Scenario A

(there is no Scenario B)
So let me get this straight... Spiderman, with his extra gigantic and somehow magical bean-bag frisbee managed to block ALL of my bullets I shot at your pumpkin?!?! Fine! Fine! I am drawing a nuke! Take THAT, web-shooter! Can't block that? Then The Pumpkin Game is over!
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Pumpkin Monkey

Someone being goofy, silly, jack ass, dumb, idiot
-- Scott, shut up ya pumpkin monkey!

-- I'm sick of Brody acting like a pumpkin monkey
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pumpkin chaser

A term used to address a basketball player. This word is commonly used by a person who dislike the sport.
Man, all I can find on TV is a bunch of pumpkin chasers. Ahh, there we go. Hockey night in Canada!
by Jacoebe April 29, 2014
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Pumpkin-Goblin

Pumkpin-Goblin. -A rare breed of offspring of the underground run-a-way slaves.
Defined characteristics- A 4 foot tall male, darker than the ace of spades, looks like Terry Cruz built like the roc. Hand picked by masta Charles himself.All of whom dreads to shoulder length, black wife beaters, Orange County cross.
Pumpkin-Goblin. LOOK! One of those punkin goblins is stealing my television!
by OneTimeBusted May 7, 2023
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Snow on the pumpkin

When you find out that your date's true hair color is gray.
I was rounding third and about to slide face first into home plate when I saw there was snow on the pumpkin.
by Dukati October 31, 2020
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Pumpkin chili

When you take a sloppy poop in someone’s jack-o-lantern.
That old lady gave me an apple and a tooth brush when I trick or treated at her house, so I served her a bowl of pumpkin chili.
by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear October 13, 2019
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Pumpkin Hunter

someone who is very attracted to gingers
Sophia: is it just me or is carrot top kinda hot??
Lizzy: what's wrong with sophia?
Brianna: Sophia is just a total pumpkin hunter.
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