Cock polishing

While having sex with a bald girl the guy pulls out and nuts on the girls head and “buffs” it with his dick

Guy1: Bro did you here what I did to Charlie last night?
Guy2: No what did you do?
Guy1: I cock polished her at the party.
Guy2: Dude what’s cock polishing?
Guy1: Bro you seriously don’t want to know haha. But I’ll tell you she hates me now.

by Tunnel Buddy November 1, 2017

The Polish Diplomat

A Claw Hammer

Some fool cut me off in my car. Lucky for me I was prepared, so I brought out the Polish Diplomat and showed that fool what time it was!

by Marquito del Muerte September 29, 2011

polish people

"people"

polish people are "people"

by aiyssa February 10, 2021

polish stinker

an act where two lovers are engaged in sexual intercourse, decide to spread their own feces over each other in a passionate way

"cindy got so horny last night she wanted me to give her a polish stinker"

"did you do it dude?"

"cause homie that bitch got stunk out"

by McBeast.com November 21, 2009

Polish qtip

A sexual act where a man performs anal sex with a woman, right before climax the man pulls out and ejaculates in her ear.

I was banging this Broad, right before I nutted I pulled out and nutted in her ear. I gave her a polish Qtip.

by Fatbastid November 27, 2006

Polish Muffler

Placing one's hands on their genitals (primarily used by males) for warmth in cold weather.

The term comes from the idea that the Polish will put their hands on a car muffler to stay warm.

My hands were frozen at the game the other day, so I did a Polish Muffler.

Jane: You must have been freezing, it was -10 out there!

Dick: Yeah, I saved myself with a Polish Muffler.

by Richard L. Stevens May 17, 2009

Polish Kneelock

when a man is recieving oral sex or a hand job, he locks his knees with his legs completely straight in order to force the ejaculation out.

"this girl was blowing me but her parents were in the next room, so i had to use the polish kneelock to speed up the process

by Beauhawk March 12, 2008