Piss and Miss

Narcissist Elijah Moore of Ole Miss pissed in the end zone after a TD and kicker misses APT to loose 2019 Egg Bowl to Miss St. Heretofore to be known as the piss and miss game.
Don't celebrate a win before the fat lady sings cause it could be a piss and miss game.
by Joe Shit the Rag Maker November 29, 2019
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sky piss

“Looks like we might be getting some sky piss today, don’t forget your umbrella
by tsunna451 May 19, 2021
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Gorilla piss

1. High quality concoction of PCP and formaldehyde in liquid form for soaking cigs or weed, usually sold in glass bottles from vanilla extract (known as a 'stract). see fry wet or dip.
2. Strain of cannibis named after the slang to imply high quality.
3. Term for any drug of high quality, mostly used by those uninitiated into PCP culture.
Yo, let's go get dipped out... but I'm not wasting my money unless it's some GORILLA PISS. Strong as King Kong and twice as dumb.
by Dj Mateo in 713 March 02, 2019
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Team Piss

When two or more persons (not just men) urinate at the same time. Team pisses can be anywhere from outside to the common bathroom. People who Team Piss shout "TEAM PISS!" while using the rest room.
"Dude, I have to piss!" -Friend 1
"So do I!" -Friend 2
*looks at each other*
"TEAM PISS" -Friends 1 and 2
by Amberra January 17, 2011
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Piss Patty

The "patties" formed by cat piss in their littler box.
Can you please go clean the litter box and remove the piss patty sometime today?
by djscat March 24, 2013
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Piss Bidet

A piss bidet is the post piss splash that occurs when taking a dump that washes your ass of faecal matter.
I just went to unpack the luggage and got a piss bidet for my efforts.
by DanDut May 30, 2008
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Death Piss

A phenomena that occurs when a man sits down to take a piss. The trajectory of the piss lines up perfectly with the lip of the toilet causing piss to travel through the toilet rim and out onto the floor. This usually goes undetected until it is too late.
"DUDE I JUST PISSED MYSELF"

"WTF MAN"
"ITS NOT MY FAULT IT WAS A DEATH PISS"
by Bustingtonmovesworth November 18, 2012
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