Pansexual

A person that feels attraction to every gender (men, women, non-binary people, and everyone else).

Me: I like pussy, cock, AND cockgina. I’m pansexual!

by Crona.png December 31, 2023

pansexual

A made-up, fictitious sexuality intended to upstage bisexuals and give a false sense of bravery or uniqueness.

May: I love everyone regardless of gender. I'm pansexual!
Mike: No, you're bisexual.
May: *Cries*

by Aamerican January 13, 2024

Pansexual

A person who feels sexual attraction to kitchen pans typically used for cooking

Pansexual Person: Oh pan, your so attractive and round

Pan:

Pansexual Person: You have such a way with words

by The Maker of Memes April 4, 2023

Pansexual Baikal Seal Rizz

Trying to get into a relationship with a woman despite having little to no social skills whatsoever.

Friend 1: see that girl over there, ima try to talk to her
Friend 2: idk man, Goodluck
"Freind 1 walks to girl
Friend 3: what is he doing?
Friend 2: bro that Pansexual Baikal Seal Rizz
Friend 3: wtf?

by Arboreal Muslim April 23, 2023

Pansexual

A person who is sexual aroused by pans

Jerry needs to stop Fucking the pans, he is such a pansexual

by Notaracist097 May 4, 2023

pansexual

bisexual person who is ugly and annoying

person A: i’m pansexual
person B: you mean a cringy bisexual?

by sarahisbased December 17, 2022

Pansexual

A sexuality used by people who prefer people over their personality than their looks.

This term originates from the LGBTQ+ community, and a lot of people are Pansexual worldwide.

“That’s it, I’m opening the closet.” Zach exclaimed.
“Is that a metaphor?” Minda asked.
“Yes,” Zach said, “It’s taken me ages to finally tell the truth to someone. Especially someone like you, Minda.”
Minda smiled.
“Now, what I’ve had locked inside the closet was-”
A knock is heard at the door.
“Why at this time..” Zach mumbled under his breath.
He’d open the door and notice the deliveryman.
“Here’s your pansexual flag-”
“SHHHHHH.”
“Oh- Okay.”
They’d walk in as Minda noticed Zach looking embarrassed.
“So, what was in the closet, hmm?”
“I changed my mind.”
“Already?”
“Mhm.”
“Okay.”

by viltigo December 17, 2022