Arctic monkeys

The species of monkey, that originates from the Arctic (and Sheffield). They rock the british-new-music-scene’s socks off

Jesus: Arctic monkeys rock!

by je5u5 October 2, 2005

Mayo Monkey

A pejorative term for a Caucasian man, or women derived from chat rooms/comment sections on social media. White people "stereotypically" have an admiration for the taste of mayonnaise, hence the insult Mayo Monkey

Those "Mayo Monkeys" are always causing trouble.

by Truth Serum 58008 March 2, 2017

mud monkey

from South Park: another name for the dookie in the urinal.

How would you like it if someone came into your home and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face.

by bzflag October 12, 2006

Swagger Monkey

A pet monkey that is blinged out, taught to walk with swagger, skateboards, plays basketball, and is owned by a player

person 1:Bro, did you see that fly ass swagger monkey!

Person 2: ya dude i wish i had that much skillz

by jrodisamazurful February 26, 2010

monkey missle

to hang from the highest point possible at the end of sex and eject semen on to your partner while hanging like a monkey

dude last night wuz crazy this girl took me to her place and i wound up giving her a monkey missle

by anthony skriver November 17, 2007

Penis Monkey

A mythical creature in the stories told around 2000 years ago about a legendary monkey that has god-like/omnipotent powers that will walk up to you in your dreams and steal your penis if you're a bad kid. Although it's just a tale that teaches kids to be good, this phenomena has shown up in many photos from the early 1860s to 1970s, only to disappear completely from every photo 69 hours later, after the picture was taken. Although having unlimited power would make you have every power imaginable and every power unimaginable, he only recorded powers are as follows:

-Teleportation
-The ability to make the skin of your penis roll up on itself and shred apart.
-Monky
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-Ability to show himself in dreams.
-Ability to erase evidence of his existence.
-Immortality/Invincibility

Derek: Dude, what happened, why were you in the hospital?
James: T-the p-p-penis m-monkey got me.
Derek: Who? What are you talking about?
James: MY PENIS I-IT'S GONE!!
Derek: D: oh no
Tyrone: What happened?
Derek: Penis Monkey.

by poopoo monkey machine man May 26, 2020

monkey nigga

A black person that acts goofy.

Guy 1: guacamole penis hamburger sock
Guy 2: ayo stop acting like a monkey nigga

by Anonymthx January 29, 2021