by paulisafail April 07, 2011
January 6, 2021, a day of infamy during which an army of dumb fucks attempted and failed a coup of the United States.
"On 1/6, the adherents of an orange neon god stormed the U.S. Capitol Building, trashed it, and sent the Senate and House of Representatives fleeing to safety; five people died, one of them a police officer."
by Bugszy January 09, 2021
by Bazzterd April 09, 2008
A Soviet Heavy Tank Made Out Of Stalinium. Fires Pure Stalinium Shells That Can Pierce Even A Panzer IV Tank. Use It to scare Hans and Fritz
Hans: Hey Fritz Doesn’t That Look Like A KV-1?
Fritz: Yeah, Aim At It and Fire
Ivan: Hehehe That German Thinks He Can Destroy My Tank!
Shell: *Ricochets*
Ivan: Kolya Aim For Their Ammo!
Shell: * hits ammo *
Ammo: * blows up *
Hans And Fritz: Ah Scheise...
Fritz: Yeah, Aim At It and Fire
Ivan: Hehehe That German Thinks He Can Destroy My Tank!
Shell: *Ricochets*
Ivan: Kolya Aim For Their Ammo!
Shell: * hits ammo *
Ammo: * blows up *
Hans And Fritz: Ah Scheise...
by Hero Of The Soviet Union December 19, 2019
by Crazypixel February 18, 2017
National get railed day: this is a day where you get railed, pretty self explanatory. If your birthday is on this day you a freak freak.
by lolnothasgay October 20, 2019
If your born on this day you’re the most beautiful, kind, funny, energetic, and athletic person ever. If you have a best friend born on this day you need to keep them forever because you are very lucky to have them as a friend!!
Best Friend 1: I am so lucky to have you as a Friend
Best Friend 2: Why
Best Friend 1: Bc it’s your birthday today August 1
Best Friend 2: Why
Best Friend 1: Bc it’s your birthday today August 1
by Sexy_Daddy11 December 19, 2019