Oak Park River Forest High School

Located on 201 Scoville Ave, students are three thirds white, one fourth hater, and one third potheads who bleed orange n blue. White kids are constantly trying to disassociate with the fact they they are, in fact, white. The underclass caf, or fight club, think theyre tough but every breath just adds another chromosome to their body. The upperclass caf is loud with kids who want to be noticed before they graduate. Art hoes, or stuckup kids with sticks so far up they can't sit, are notoriously known for never letting anyone into art spaces. Self diagnose is the true way to go so don't complain unless you have ten disabilities and four aneurysms a day. Drama kids could drown in tears cried over the fact they don’t have friends. Band can’t stop banging eachother. Sports kids suck their way to the top and act like gods, but really they're as sad as the rest of us, if not more. The fifteen million other clubs just exist. All OPRF kids are stuckup entitled whiners who don’t understand what a life is. They think they do, but being friends with sophomore science teachers ain't gonna give jobs. The freshmen have filled the halls with vape and look like two yearolds. It's a surprise we're still alive. No wonder no college wants us. Its a pain for anyone who is slightly less engrossed in living their golden years out in highschool. Overall theyre a bunch of sleepdeprived potheads trying to ignore the petty cliques constantly indirecting anyone“triggering”.

OPRF Student : "Yeah I go to Oak Park River Forest High School it's pretty well known n all. Go Huskies!"
Literally anyone from outside of Oak Park: "What's OPRF?"
OPRF Student: :0

by lemonbitch January 12, 2019

Oak Park and River Forest High School

It’s one of those places you love and hate at the same time. Majority of people there do drugs(smoke weed usually) and the other portion fucking hates drugs. The parties are usually kick backs but you do get the occasional banger(really depends on your friend group). Every year this school get crazier! Watch your back for backstabbing hoe friends and douchebags. Also half the people there will say they’re from Chicago... bitch no you ain’t

College student: I went to Oak Park and River Forest High School, “it’s in Chicago”.
Other student: oh you’re one of those...

by justanotherwhitebitch May 7, 2019

Oak Ridge High School Trojan Cheerleaders

Cheerleaders here are heard working ALTHELES. They are the best around and everyone wants to be part of their team. When you hear Trojans you think imediatly of Champians and awards. THEY'RE AWESOME.

"Who do you cheer for?"
"Oak Ridge Trojans"
*Respectful Silence*

GO OAK RIDGE HIGH SCHOOL TROJAN CHEERLEADERS :)

by trojanfan October 14, 2011

Oak Dated

The kitchen cabinetry typically found in a home built in the 1990's.

Buyer: I would like to see the home on Beck Street. What can you tell me about it.

Agent: The bathrooms have been upgraded and it has new carpet. The kitchen, however, is "oak dated".

by skiutah January 6, 2011

Live Oak Reserve

A neighborhood in Oviedo, where the houses all look alike and the people try and make their yard look the best on the block.

Yo, im heading over to Live Oak Reserve after school.

by PostToBe76 February 16, 2015

professer oak

Professer Oak of the Kanto region is the most skilled Pokemon professer in the entire pokemon world. His grandson Blue, was even the champion of Kanto before being overthrown by his rival, Red. Oaks' wherabouts are unknown now, but he is belived to be in Alola studying reigonal varients.

Professer Oaks' signature line:"Are you a boy or a girl?"

by Sleepy Tiger November 25, 2016

midnight oak

Is when you get a boner in the night time.

Chris:"Yo man I got midnight oak and it won't go away!"
Tom:"Sucks to be you!"

by XxTrapQueenxX January 4, 2016