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arse with a nose on it

The face of someone who is considered to be very ugly.
Bloody hell, have you seen him? His face looks like my arse with a nose on it.
by Onion Terror January 6, 2008
mugGet the arse with a nose on itmug.

nose bank

A nose bank is the money that you plan to use to buy cocaine.
Listen, I'm gonna make a withdrawal from my nose bank to get me through the weekend, cuz I'm outta coke.
by idrathernotpod September 20, 2017
mugGet the nose bankmug.

nose load

When attempting to ejaculate on a person's face but the shot accidentally/purposefully goes into one or both of the nostrils thus causing a runny semen nose. This is also referred to as the mistaken angry dragon. When successfully attempted, sexual reward should be due.
I tried to finish on her face but accidentally gave her a nose load.
by Nose-lover February 9, 2018
mugGet the nose loadmug.

Nose the Nest

Getting your nose buried all up in her wooly, hairy bush, taking in those embedded, intoxicating aromas, all while eating her out like a fat kid eating cake.
Can’t wait to get home to nose the nest tonight. Rachel is hairy AF and love that Chewbacca looking poon.
by Dick Onchin December 7, 2020
mugGet the Nose the Nestmug.

Nose Scoop

The act of scooping/rubbing against someone else's nose with yours in an upward motion. This is usually used as a sign of affection or a way to avoid a kiss, almost like an Eskimo kiss.
She hadn't brushed her teeth since the tacos she had earlier so she dodged the kiss and nose scooped him.
by Harmless December 13, 2012
mugGet the Nose Scoopmug.

Nose Muffin

When Someone Mistakes Cocaine With Sugar or Baking Powder, Which Then Leads To The Baking Of A Cake Inside Your Nostrils.
"Mate, You Just Got Nose Muffin'd"
by BakingWithPride February 13, 2012
mugGet the Nose Muffinmug.

voldemorts nose

here's the story of how voldemort actually lost his nose.
people tend to think that someone did the got your nose joke and actually took his nose and left but this isnt what happened.

when he was still that delicious looking man named tom riddle he had 2 hobbies, killing people and eating pussy. one day after failing to kill harry he went and ate some pussy but his nose got stuck in that juicy fluffy puthy and now its lost in some girls body. he couldn't breathe at first but then he got used to it.

the legend says he's still looking for his nose because he cant remeber who that girl was. too bad he didnt make the nose into a horcrux because no one would ever find it.
person 1: wow guess what i just found out
person 2: what?
person 1: i found out the real story of voldemorts nose
person 2: really? i want to know!!!
by bababooy November 10, 2020
mugGet the voldemorts nosemug.

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