Nelsoning

Maintaining that delicate balance of being just funny enough at work to entertain your coworkers but not so funny that you get sent to HR.

Damn, that's funny as hell, but you realize you're Nelsoning??

by Buckeyesooner July 5, 2022

nelson king

lol u might wanna learn how to spell killer ... (right not write) ... before you try to insult somebody!

oo yeh and ur seriously a pussy cuz you cant even put your own name... thats funny!

by "the chastity belt" April 9, 2003

Dominican Half Nelson

When you squeeze a girl so hard that her large intestines fall out and you cut some off to make a condom and fuck your first cousin with it. The key is that it will rip and you get to cum inside her. Or him I don’t judge.

Jeff: Hey mom do you have a victim for me to give a Dominican half nelson to. Me and the old cuzzo feel a lil aroused and I want to go ham.
Mom: Oh sure honey try giving Mrs.Nelson a ring. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.

by J_Dubz December 16, 2024

Nelson

When player tosses a bag and smacks it into the front of the board during a Cornhole match.

We would have won that match, but Adam threw a Nelson and blew it.

by Shiloh Shenanigans July 20, 2023

tanner nelson

Tanner nelson is the finest mf alive. He eats ass from the back and he will let you braid his culito hairs. Don’t get on his bad side or he will verbally abuse you. He likes to prey on his victims outside of the high school in his free time.

Wow who’s that parked outside of the high school? Oh, that’s just tanner nelson!

by benshapirosmom May 25, 2022

Nelson

This is based off the Nelson I know😂

Nelson is very short and extreeeeeemly sweet and he looks adorable...when u first meet him you think he's Innocent but he has a dirty mind...he is also extreemly smart...he's not that attractive but he looks like the type to have a glow up. Nelson is one of the best friends you can ever meet...you can't get bored of him...he may not be cute but you might fall in love with him you never know :)

Of you meet someone named Nelson keep him in your life.

by Unknown 0.0 January 4, 2020

gage nelson

A person who is a chav and hasnt follow Gafuba on twitch.tv/gafuba-but wants to get a cheecky nandos with da mandem

"Your such a gage nelson

by Gafuba April 7, 2020