Jacksonville Mullet

Mullet style haircut gained mostly by not getting a haircut for four to five months while attempting to grow surfer style longer men's hair. Usually attained by a redneck with semi-male pattern baldness and worn to NASCAR events, under a trucker hat .

Paired well with neon sunglasses on a neckstrap.

Jacksonville Mullet = Jacksonville equivalent of Hawaii surfer hair.

That dude hasn't gotten a haircut for all of COVID. Hes got a total Jacksonville mullet.

by EROC FLO RIDA September 16, 2020

The mullet curse

a abomination of a curse that gives you a mullet. You will know you have the curse when you start speaking a southern redneck accent, you eventually start craving on deer meat, or you start smelling musty. your body will release a smell that repels all women. The only way for the curse to go away is to take a shower, and cut your hair completely.

please remember to take showers everyday, or else you will be a victim to the mullet curse

by Squidward Q. Testicles August 26, 2022

Mullet cunt

Someone with a mullet who is a piece of shit to everyone and everything, zero respect for piers and will say there way of doing something is better. Mullet cunt

Stop being a mullet cunt.

Why are you such a mullet cunt.

by BLOCKQFLAT8 October 10, 2023

caribbean mullet

Business in the front, caribbean in the back

A caribbean mullet is combed in the front, braided only on the back.

by benscotticus December 26, 2013

Butt mullet

Shaved/waxed vagina with the bottom remaining unshaven (still fluffy). Business in the front, party in the back.

I shaved my Brazilian but forgot the back and I ended up with a butt mullet

by Annon-I-mouse1000 March 7, 2020

mullet tsunami

An immense wave of (most often) concert go-ers in which picking out one mullet in the crowd to show one's friend becomes overwhelming. The force of all of the mullets over takes anything in its path.

We had just arrived at the Lynyrd Skynyrd show when we were hit with a massive mullet tsunami. There were only a few survivers.

by tmpabst January 7, 2012

Mesh Mullet

When the mesh on your lacrosse stick's head is unreasonably long and hangs off of the bottom of your head. You know it when you see it, and just wish you had some scissors to trim it yourself.

Jake- "Did you see that kids mesh mullet?"
Brandon- "Yeah that shit needs a trim."

by meshmullet93 April 29, 2009