Puerto Rican metro link

When a Puerto Rican man named Tito watches his classmates run a train on his mother while furiously masturbating using his own tears for lubrication.

Instead of going down to Tijuana for the donkey show let’s go see the Puerto Rican metro link.

by Tito’s stepmom October 14, 2022

metro gangsta

Metro-sexual gangsta. Wears clothes from billionaire boys club, ice cream and Jordans. Generally "not from the street". See Metro-Thug.

With gangsta music booming, Rich emerges from his SLK in true metro gangsta style; outfitted in a BBC hoody, True Religion jeans and Jordan 12s to arrive at the spa for his weekly facial.

by SmileLy January 2, 2009

meteor shower

when one takes a massive shit from great heights. generally while positioning one's self atop of a public bathroom stall, placing the feet and hands at all four corners.

i was totally jonesing for a thrill so i decided to pull a meteor shower at the bus station just to pass the time.

by Klingon7 October 12, 2007

meterosexual

A guy who is not gay, but pretty damn close.

Clay Aiken

by Yer mama April 23, 2004

Metrofag

A straight male who acts and dresses like a homosexual. Related to punce , gay and fag.

1. "Hey see that guy over there with the stupid rolled up sleeves and the designer bag? What a bloody METROFAG"

2. "Dude, is that guy with the David Beckham hair gay or what?" "Nah man, he's just a fucking METROFAG"

by de Cruz March 11, 2004

metro sexual"

An urban male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle.

At dinner the other night, my date listed the calorie count of the main entrees, raising an eyebrow at my chicken Alfredo selection after he had ordered a salad. I saw him check his reflection in the silver water pitcher three times. During dessert, he looked deeply into my eyes and told me he thought what we have together is very special. It was our third date.

It was then that I realized why my dating life has been as mysterious as the Bermuda Triangle since I arrived in Washington. This city, unlike any other place I've lived, is a haven for the metrosexual. A metrosexual, in case you didn't catch any of several newspaper articles about this developing phenomenon (or the recent "South Park" episode on Comedy Central), is a straight man who styles his hair using three different products (and actually calls them "products"), loves clothes and the very act of shopping for them, and describes himself as sensitive and romantic. In other words, he is a man who seems stereotypically gay except when it comes to sexual orientation.

by reader March 21, 2004

metro

1. Metrosexual
2. Urban rapid transit, commonly known as subway, tube, underground, metrorail.

1. He's a metro.
2. Take the metro line 1 to the airport.

by udusers1 July 17, 2010