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No Melon Day 

On October 10th, anyone whose name (nickname, online username, etc.) involves the word "Melon" is not allowed to use the internet for the duration of the day.
Person 1: "Dude, it's October 10th!"
Person 2: "It's No Melon Day already? Finally! Some peace and quiet."
Related Words

Cut the melon 

to insert a boner parallel to the buttcrack, without penetration to the anus. similar to tittie fucking.
she wanted anal sex but he cut the melon instead
Cut the melon by slickhonkie October 12, 2012

harshing my melon 

When someone takes away from your high, or tries to be cool by fucking with you when you are buzzed. What happens when a straightedge brings down your elated feelings while high.
Dude, you're really harshing my melon.

I love melody more 

It’s just facts
I love melody more cause it’s just facts

what_is_that_melody 

The coolest person you will ever meet. He's someone you can go to whenever you need a friend to lift your spirits, or someone to talk about the most random stuff with. He's the other half of that batch of cookies. Never underestimate how great of a person he is. Mel is the seal that gets everyone together and everyone loves when he's around.

EVERYONE LOVES MEL
Hey have you heard of what_is_that_melody?

No! Who is he?

He's the other half of that batch of cookies, and a blue m&m!

crop top melon head mexican child 

dora the fucking Explorer is a crop top melon head mexican child
7 years of age until the Season 5 episode "Dora's Big Birthday Adventure", in which she turns 8. She's 10 years old in Dora and Friends: Into the City!. In Dora and the Lost City of Gold she's 16 years old. but still looks 4 + a crop top melon head mexican child don't get mad