Handy Manny

1. A TV show on Playhouse Disney/Disney Jr. about a Mexican repairman and his creepy ass talking tools.

2. A Filipino handjob.

For definition 1: My grandpa is weird. He jerks off to Handy Manny porn, with the tools fucking each other and shit.

For definition 2: Dude, I was at Jollibee the other day and I hooked up with a Filipina. Once we went home, she gave me a Handy Manny.

by dictionarydole September 29, 2015

Manpeen

Another sysnonym for a man's penis. Also a good way to put someone or something down.

Random d00d"Hey John, you = Man Peen!"

Nick "What, school on monday?"
Thomas "yeah"
Mike "That sucks the man peen"
John "I = Man Peen? at least I'm not a terry."

by Sharpey May 7, 2005

Mandy Ham

Honestly, the sexiest girl alive. Guys want in her pants, girls want in her pants, shit - even Billy Graham wants in her pants! She's got a ba-donk-a-donk for real!! She's half German, so she has that foreign aspect going for her as well.

She has an amazing Ozzy Osbourne accent and can make anyone laugh with her witty jokes and off-the-wall sense of humor.

But most importantly, she can always get down to some Sir Mix-a-lot.

"Mmmm, Mandy Ham! Girrrlll yo booty moves perfeccc!"

by saggybaggy June 3, 2009

manky panky

when two particularly unattractive people decide to have sex.

ellie: you see those two munters over there?
beth: yeah?
ellie: they had manky panky on the trampoline :/
*beth vomits*

by damp_jpeg96 November 20, 2011

Manly Tears

when a man shows great emotion for something that makes him sad

I shed manly tears at the end of breaking bad's episode "Felina"

by Frosted Lips October 6, 2013

Mandy

Mandy means a trustworthy friend that never tells a lie. Addiction to junk food Loves animals and is a amazing person Who cares for others And is once again amazing

Damn that girl fine. She must be a Mandy

by Dr.dinglhopper April 3, 2017

manly

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is the definition of manly.

by DrummaCJ July 28, 2008