Average Mahir Hater

An individual who hates knowledge and never hits the gym. They think that Amazing Digital circus is funny and that Titan TV man deserved to be infected by Astro Duchess, and they rarely ever take showers, though, instead of getting stinky, they get extremely dry skin and resemble skeletons with a peach-colored, opaque membrane spread on top.

An Average Mahir Hater' stole my drink yesterday, claiming 'I nede hydzarcion,' even though he's lived for months with dry skin. He ended by saying 'Lraneing is ourbitrairy'.

by Mudane potion#069 December 25, 2024

Ja'Mair

When you have a big dick your name is Ja'Mair

Yo you have a Ja'Mair in your pants

by Supernga223445 September 3, 2025

Bari Mahir Paradox

A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."

Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.

Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"

Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."

Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it

by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025

Bari Mahir Paradox

A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."

Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"

Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."

Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves

by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025

mem mem maire

Only true giga chads know this word it is known as big dick energy and a way to speak to the mighty kimten

Mem mem maire Oga boga boga

by BigDomShlong January 11, 2024

mem mem maire

mem mem maire means to call upon kimten or greet a friend

Ryan”hello Dom how are you”
Dom”mem mem maire”

by BigDomShlong January 12, 2024

Below Average Mahir Hater

A slightly intelligent individual who calls intelligent individuals names since he is jealous of his own lack of knowledge. Has C's in most of his classes and is the product of a microchip that was accidentally inserted into his brain. Some Below Average Mahir Haters are smarter than others, but they still have low B's in every class. What separates them from normal people is their unreasonable harassment of Mahir Sahin, which includes calling him a "r**ard" and sitting at his lunch table when he didn't give permission.

The Java in the Below average Mahir hater's brain has caused him to think that he is a good student despite having all C's. Besides, he calls smart people names that most people couldn't imagine saying.

by Mudane potion#069 December 25, 2024