Despite almost always sporting a disgustingly foul haircut that may resemble the hair lodged firmly between the asscheeks of some wild animal, Karens are extremely lovable. When not fervently demanding to speak to your manager or divorce lawyer, Karens are devoted mothers, sisters and workers. They are extremely funny and very reliable, you can trust Karen with your darkest secrets. Somewhat surprisingly, a lot of Karens are very very kinky, most of the time these kinks revolve around tentacles and octopi.
did u see the way that Karen spoke to that manager last week? Fuckin insane
A middle aged antivaxxer, flat earther, 3 kids, divorced, has a short haircut, drives a Volvo, uses Facebook, loves minion memes, at least one kid is named Becky or Brittany, very very rude, and lastly...
She wants to speak to the manager.
Random person: wow she’s a flat earther and anti vaxxer? She’s such a Karen.
Other person: yea... and she has 3 kids
Karen is a beautiful young girl, and the bestest of the best friends you could ever ask for. She has the humor that everyone looks for and also very smart too. Never a lose a friend with the name Karen.
my mom. stop making fun of her. she's not a anti-vaccer and she doesn't want to talk to the manager. she didn't take the kids we chose to live with her and also she's a gay cop. she's the best so STFU or I will boil your teeth