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1. The act of discrediting a political opponent, regardless of military service record, by making truthful, searing claims about his/her character and past actions.

2. Battering by a shallow-draft, flat-bottomed boat with three bench seats.

Origins: The capitalized J distinguishes this from the jon boat (n.) and is a reference to both Jonathan Swift and Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz), but not John Kerry, as he spells his John with an 'h'. See, also, swiftboat and jon boat.
Did you watch him just Jon-boat President Bone-spurs on the Late Night Show without even mentioning his small hands?

Sometimes there is a need to Jon-boat orange and yellow men before they get too comfortable in their jackboots.
by PoorRicardo June 29, 2018
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jon-vincent

"Wow that school shooter is such a jon-vincent"
by BigDaddyCheese May 8, 2018
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Jon squad

The most amazing squad in the world feturing Tom, Jake, Evy, Annie, Anna, Abby, and Aedan
Wow I wish my friend group was like the Jon squad
by Jonnyo March 27, 2017
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Jon Kharl

Big muscular Filipino man that likes eating adobo
by Mr Salazar January 12, 2023
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jordan and jon

you are such a jordan and jon!
jordan and jon are a couple that will never be forgotten
by blah blah bkah December 8, 2017
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A Jon Carty

A person with super human immunity.
I didn’t catch Covid so I must have a Jon Carty
by SdjrHarry February 14, 2022
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