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Jason

when you are proud of getting blueballs and tell your friends about it
OH GUYS I JUST DID THE JASON WITH SAM GUYS ARE YOU PROUD OF ME!!!
by adslfjka'dls;fjkaf April 12, 2019
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A backstabbing jerk you should never be with sure they can be super funny and nice but their bad traits override their good traits I feel bad for anyone who dates a jason because you will regreat it
Have you seen jason he’s so hot I wanna date him

Don’t he’s a prude ass bitch
by Jzsigfofjv November 30, 2019
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Jason is hot as fuck but also really smart. He mildly likes sports and has a best friend who used to have a crush on his current crush who he can't get over. Jason may be mean or sarcastic but he doesn't actually mean it. He likes a girl who he can't get over that starts with an E and can't go to sleep at night thinking about her because she's beautiful smart and sits beside him. Jason was sexually touched by someone and has been traumatized since. Jason loves art but loves the girl that starts with the E and who he sits beside more.
Person One: Jason is amazingly hot said E
Person two: Jason is very sarcastic
by I write names2 May 6, 2019
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Also known as scrapasaurus as his work is useless
Fuck sake scrapasaurus that's one million dollars down the drain. Jason is going to get a donkey punch
by Mbgod September 4, 2019
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John: Hey Jason!
Jason: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
by Techxual December 28, 2017
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Typically a 40 year old man who will start a scene watching football at the local Buffalo Wild Wings. He will also get drunk at the restaurant for Drinking too much Bud Light. Most Jasons are Irish descent and are New England Patroit fans or Green Bay Packers fans.
"Honey! Stop acting Like a Jason!"
by 69disan69dat January 10, 2021
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Being a Jason. Very similar to a Karen but they lost their shit more if you call them one. They also like to be mean to Karen’s.
Seriously bro stop being such a Jason.
by Soya555 February 9, 2021
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