Jake

Dumb, crazy, not funny, yeets water bottles for fun, throw rocks at birds

He is insane he must be a Jake

by Lil pony king February 21, 2019

Jake

A guy who's perfectly nice but always has the need to compensate in any way possible due to his tiny dick (3 inches or less).

Poor Jake, grinding on the dance floor. Too bad he will never get it into anyone.

by suhdude123 December 21, 2016

jakes

Another word for da cops

Put a hole in your fuckin' back if I catch you talkin' to the fuckin' Jakes

by Princess>-< October 26, 2015

jake

Jakes are usually nice when you first meet them but they eventually become jerks. They are normally either really short or really y’all. Usually blonde and can barely get a girl. They love fortnite and are pretty weird..

Gosh that kid is short! He must be a jake

by Idkidkidkhoe June 18, 2018

Jake

A sad boy with a huge penis who's really a decent guy who can't get some pussy.

Bob: Yo you should go out with Jake.
Literally Any Girl: I'll pass.

by Salutentiano April 20, 2019

Jake

narcissistic, mentally challenged, emotionally impaired, incapable of being a half-way decent person, STD filled fucking crusty ass piece of shit, whore fucker

"Omg should I hook up with Jake?!"

"Only if you want to live with aids..."

by maya0924 March 25, 2017

Jake

A boy who’s eyes sparkle brighter than the sun. They’re perfect and look a bit like the ocean with touches of sea weed. He’s probably cute as fuck. He has all the girls on his tail and is probably shipped with about 10 girls.

He has many female friends and can sometimes be a bit of an asshole and not reply to you, or even leave you on seen. But if you go for long enough he’ll come running back.

If you end up dating a jake, good luck because he probably has more mood swings than a girl on her period.
He’ll do anything to protect people he’s close to and will look after you more than anyone you’ll ever meet. He probably has amazing taste in music and a perfect sense of humour.

Adam: Did you hear what that guy was listening to?
Amanda: yeah it was awesome, he must be a jake

by Someone anonymously crushing August 3, 2018