jake

Jakes are usually nice when you first meet them but they eventually become jerks. They are normally either really short or really y’all. Usually blonde and can barely get a girl. They love fortnite and are pretty weird..
Gosh that kid is short! He must be a jake
by Idkidkidkhoe June 19, 2018
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Jake

A guy who usually is blonde and has blue eyes.
Secretly has an obsession over vampire tv shows. Not committed he's a one night type of fella. Randomly likes to smile, even if his cat dies.
Boy 1: why does he smile all the time

Boy 2: idk he's looking like a victor smiling all the time
Boy 3: what can you say he's a jake
by Yoloswagnan March 26, 2017
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Put a hole in your fuckin' back if I catch you talkin' to the fuckin' Jakes
by Princess>-< September 10, 2015
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jake is cool
by juihisghuighu April 10, 2021
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Jake

A guy who shits his pants
When you eat to much taco hell you Jake in your pants
by Confess101 December 16, 2017
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Dumb, crazy, not funny, yeets water bottles for fun, throw rocks at birds
by Lil pony king February 21, 2019
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A welsh cheating bastard ;; usually has blonde hair and is gay ;; they have a 1.1 inch and 2.2 when erected
Jake is a dick
by CHARBULL March 02, 2017
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