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jesus

jesus is a really sweet guy and loyal he'll always be there when you need him whenever you need someone to talk to he's the guy you should talk to.
girl: can we talk?

jesus: yes
by jesus646 October 8, 2018
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jesus

your mother yes she was a lady
jesus is your mother
by Gman312 June 2, 2019
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Jesus

One of the most easily known for pictures of him being inaccurate, because he doesn’t look like the people that live in Jerusalem.
by Wut Iz Dis January 14, 2019
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jesus

the only one i can trust on this ship
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Jesus

A Tall nice guy that you should never let go. Usually takes a while to gain his trust. He will only stick with his true friends. He can be stubborn at times but that’s not how he really is. He’s a bitch at times if you get him mad or do something stupid, but once you get to know them you’ll grow fonder of them everyday. He has many friends and can be seen as a popular guy. Once you gain their trust, they will never forget about you.
There is No One like Jesus
by BestWriter04 March 4, 2018
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jesus

a christian leader, or known as the son of Christ. he is known for dying on a cross and rising again after three days.
ya'll need jesus!!!!
by kitty kat >:) December 15, 2015
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jesus

a cool magic man with a toxic fan base
hey have you heard of Jesus jet?
by sampossident August 23, 2021
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