can tower

A tower or pyramid made out of empty dip cans

"Have you seen Jimmy's can tower it's getting pretty tall"

by Johnny slurvine January 04, 2017

canned jew

When u squeeze tiny Jews into a silver can and seal it forever more and place it into ur basement in a cold area out of direct sunlight

In my dry basement area with no sunlight I placed my canned Jew into my basement by the canned chicken !

by Bum check February 18, 2016

Choked the can

Plugged the toilet.

You choked the can again? Dude, you need to get more fiber in your diet.

by MikeInMKE November 13, 2013

open a can

open a can of WHOOP-ASS

If that man keeps messing with me, i’m gonna open a can

by yo mommas grandmama July 28, 2019

Meat Cans

Some very nice, preferably big breasts the size of big cans of meat, that of course are delicious ;)

She sure had some very nice Meat Cans!!!!!!

I can't stop staring at her amazing Meat Cans.

by EDH85 May 03, 2015

Can of soup

When a girl wants to take you home to have sex but you are a retard a blow your chances so offer her a can of soup

(Girl) hey I’m not sleeping with you tonight. (Guy) well what do you want a bowl of soup or something leading to the guy using a can of soup and some fresh tiger loaf

by Massive corey October 07, 2020

Can Hand

The feeling you get when you are craving an ice-cold beer. Your hand starts to tremble and forms the shape of a claw, suitable for picking up a can. The only way to overcome these trembles is to fill the empty space between your thumb and fingers with a cold one.

Alex: Help! (hand starts shaking)
Justin: Oh god Alex has a severe case of can hand.
Doug: Quick get him a beer.
(Justin places beer in Alex's hand)
Alex: Thanks that was a close one.

by TeamOuEsAy March 17, 2010