French beard. /FRE·nch BEE·yurd/. A beard cut out in the shape of thin moustache, which wraps around the lips to continue into a beard that covers the chin
by gabbar August 28, 2007
When a man is making love to a French woman, who is particularly hairy. He takes a mini fold-up umbrella and shoves it into her vagina, then as she is orgasming you open up the umbrella in her vagina, causing incredible pain to the woman. Then, you throw a glass bottle at her, knocking her out.
by Jimmity Criket January 09, 2012
An endangered species of gorilla deriving from the northern regions of the Democratic Republic of Congo. Know to most by It's Latin name (King Kingosis Maximus) there are considered to be calm and well mannered at times but is known to become angry when It’s bananas are stolen. It is estimated that only 5 are left, with 3 living in the Congo and two with currently unkown homes.
by ThaPoacher5441 April 08, 2009
"If I would have said good night to everyone at the wedding last night it would have taken me 2 hours, so I just did a French Goodbye."
by Mike D. KMFD August 09, 2009
A synonym for anal fisting.
by etink January 15, 2009
by the.crazy.one June 12, 2017
by Ryan Smithero April 29, 2007