Idiot

To be a retard and moron.

That girl is such an idiot. She doesn't know all her 12 times tables.

by BaeDrivenInsane💋💔🔪🔫 March 13, 2015

Idiot

The person who looks this up on Urban Dictionary.

That Mike guy was such an idiot, he looked up the adjective describing him on Urban Dictionary.

by BrazzersBananas July 17, 2015

functional idiot

A person who isn't real bright, but is capable, and sometimes very good, at enough things in life to succeed.

Tim is a functional idiot. He may be a little slow, but he's a great mechanic, and is well liked around the shop.

by someguy1985 November 7, 2015

Idiot Sandwich

A term said by a chef or one who makes food when referring to someone that is dumb

Gordon Ramsay: "WHAT ARE YOU AN IDIOT SANDWICH?"

by WitWhatSahSah June 4, 2017

Idiot head

The most absolutely devastating insult. This assures the recipients utter destruction of their very will to live. When this insult is used, the recipient's very atoms collapse in on themselves, forming a blackhole for a split second and then their meager existence is no more than an already fading memory and their immortal soul literally dies.

My dad said I was a disappointment, so I called him an idiot head.

by TravellingNoob November 8, 2018

idiot bait

(n) anything on television that only idiots would find interesting. (e.g. a reality show about Lindsay Lohan's mother.) 'Idiot bait' is used to lure in unsuspecting idiots, zapping them as soon as they click Record Entire Series on their Tivo, in order to remove them from the population. 'Idiot bait' is a population control method endorsed by President George W. Bush.

Person 1: Did you see that new show on television with Lindsay Lohan's mom? It looks like a car wreck.

Person B: Yeah, be careful with that. I think it's idiot bait. Your Tivo might zap you.

by Mike Grant October 23, 2007

Blithering idiot

Basically, James May and Richard Hammond when they talk to Jermey Clarkson

Hammond you blithering idiot, you totally ruined this car!

by Goh nakhor September 27, 2019