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Hot Pocket Straw

When you use a hot pocket as a flashlight and the insides get jammed in your urethra, so you have someone give you a blow job and they get a snack.
I gave my girlfriend a hot pocket straw last night, she loves ham and cheese.
by Kelskosh November 17, 2016
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Alabama Hot Pocket

An Alabama Hot Pocket is where one (Usually the male) Shits into the pussy before having sex.
Guy 1 : I heard Harrison gave Chloe an Alabama Hot Pocket
Guy 2 : Straight Legend
by ïïï March 11, 2019
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hot pocket in the shower

A sex act that is so dirty you can't describe it, but you have no regrets.
After the worst day at work, I had a hot pocket in the shower. No regrets.
by chrysalis77 December 14, 2016
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Hitler Hot Pocket

A technique used in sexual intercourse, where the man shits in the girls vagina while fapping the girl. The man then turns the women on which makes her cum, and creates a mixture between shit and semen. The boy then licks the new mixture while the women moans out nazi propreganda songs and does a hitler salute. The man proceeds to spit out the mixture all over the women while the women moans out anti seismatic statements.
A absoloutely destroyed her last night while doing the Hitler Hot Pocket
by meatbeater6969 January 7, 2022
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Oklahomo Hot Pocket

Shit in a guys ass crack and use it as lubricant
So jeff you wanna do an oklahomo hot pocket tonight?
by stefan janoskis August 23, 2009
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Hot Pocket

The act of blowing warm moist air into a women's pussy.
When my girlfriend was getting a lap dance, that stripper blew right through here panty's and gave her a Hot Pocket. Nice.......
by soruwm June 14, 2011
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illinois hot pocket

taking a shit in a regular hot pocket n then having someone eat it
holy shit katie just ate that Illinois hot pocket what a sick ass
by carl sandburg April 17, 2008
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