Grind a nutty

To take a shit that feels like passing a Baby Ruth candy bar out your ass.

Hey Bob, I'm going to head to the john and grind a nutty.

by fungusrare July 9, 2011

Urbanczyk Grinding

To sexually grind someone without having actual intercourse, but getting as close to intercourse as humanly possible.

Usually used to describe girls of Polish ancestry.

"So, did you wind up fucking that girl?"

"No, but she gave me some Urbanczyk Grinding."

"Well, that's cool in a mildly depressing way."

by stedwards2011 November 11, 2009

Game Grind

The agonizing two weeks before a new game comes out when every other game you own feels inadequate.

Dude, Skyrim comes out in just over a week!

I know, I've got a serious case of Game Grind.

by Unholyhair November 4, 2011

find and grind

A game similar to hide and go seek. The girls go hide while all the boys count, but instead of just tagging them out you get to dry hump and kiss them. Also known as catch a girl, kiss a girl.

After school we rounded up all the girls in the neighborhood to play find and grind.

by sincere17113 October 23, 2006

gore grind

A type of heavy metal. Just like grindcore, but played so fast it sounds like white noise with a giant cricket belching "reeeee reeeeee reeee" for the vocal track. Songs usually aren't over 30 seconds long and there is almost always a movie sample or two to go with each one.

Intense Hammer Rage is my favorite gore grind band.

by Soup Bone April 15, 2005

Grinding the Turtle

When you catch a kid trying to steal your basketball when you're working in your garage its what you tell them you were doing when you confront them about said alleged theft.

I was busy "grinding the turtle" when you came into my cul-de-sac and tried to steal that basketball!

by Bubble Lips June 23, 2009

Stump Grinding

Severe constipation and the noises that come with it. Oftentimes, the straining makes one sound like a stump grinder.

Man, Louis was definitely stump grinding yesterday. He was in the can for an hour and I could hear him all the way down the hall.

by RafneyJmike November 15, 2011