Scarborough building manager that wears triangle undies & splits bitches axe wounds with his 12” cock
by Gordon van damage June 08, 2021
by Ilkhnjheje wh February 29, 2020
Nah Gordon Jillitch was once named Gordon Samsey, but one day his mum cooked him soup. Gordon Jillitch ate that soup so fast, but he did not realise that soup was infected with Jillitch... This happened 245 years ago, and to this day everyone calls him Gordon Jillitch
by Krishna Morris October 28, 2023
Pieceofshitscumbagwhocouldgivelessthantwofucksaboutthelivesofthekidsinthetownhesocalledloves.
“I’m so happy we don’t have school today!”
“Yeah same, but gordon smith really fucked over those east longmeadow kids.”
“Yeah same, but gordon smith really fucked over those east longmeadow kids.”
by big666cock666slayer666 January 05, 2018
A Hyperlethal vector, will kill you with any item nearby with absolute efficiency. Dr. Gordon is also extremely scary, and if he swears at anyone or anything, all atoms within 10km will be destroyed
by Bock_And_Calls June 13, 2023
by adamchik December 12, 2024