Fav Fri

(Noun);Short for favorite friend.
Pronounce fav as fave, or short for favorite.
Pronounce fri as fry, or short for friend.
(Verb);Slang for what's up.

(Noun);"Hey fav fri, what's up?"
or "What's up fav fri?"
(Verb);"What's fav fri?"

by Natasha I. June 03, 2008

fried up

A medium amount of high, between a 4-6.5 on the scale.

"Yo how's chad doin?"
"He fried up"

by Soggy Dog January 01, 2020

The Fried Jack

The act of taking a friend's hand, and jerking yourself off with your friend's hand, leaving the semen on your penis, aging it, and eating the dick cheese

Kyle: Hey Brian, want to do The Fried Jack?

Brian: No, do you remember last time, Mom will kill us.

by Lord Headass 69420 February 28, 2020

Fried Out

To be extremely angry.

The correctional officer did not let me out to shower, so I was fried out.

by RiriPlex December 03, 2022

Jew Fried

When someone's brain is soo diluted with Jewish lies that they can't see past them or look to the truth. It's normally best not to talk to these people because you won't gain knowledge from them and you'll only go in circles while debating.

Don't worry about Billy over there.. His brain is just too Jew Fried.. There's nothing you can say that will get to him..

by NCR Ranger February 28, 2021

Decoy Fries

A side dish you order (usually at a bar) to distract your moocher friends, thus leaving you free to enjoy your main meal without having to fend off drunk and hungry freeloaders that didn't order any food of their own.

(To the waitress...) I'll have a burger with everything. Oh and a side of decoy fries please to distract my broke-ass friends here who aren't going to order anything more from you except another 99 cent PBR.

by cjhardy June 28, 2011

McDonald’s fries

Your ex girlfriend is stale like McDonald’s fries reheated

That girl is stale like McDonald’s fries

by lolgeek838 March 05, 2021