Church Jerk

• To Masterbate in a holy or community church
• A person at church that ruins your Sunday's or that you really don't like.

If cloppin is for bronies, and fapping is for meme's, then Church Jerking must be for Christians!

by Budwudder March 08, 2015

TV church

preaching or church that you watch on tv when you are sick, injured or just don't feel like getting out of bed to go to a real church service.

J: "Did you go to church this morning"

K: " I have a sprained ankle, so I went to TV Church."

by K2theTruth December 07, 2011

finn church

finn church is a doo doo head but is very smexy in bed and is also very smexy towards other men.

Bob: finn church is a smexy man
Jeff: i would anal rape finn church
Bob: Me too!

by noghead June 09, 2019

God Church

A word in Jake Paul's song its every day bro. And he had to ryhme with merch. And now it's a things he says.

I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a GOD CHURCH!

by theLmastet September 26, 2017

church wafer

a creative way to call someone an idiot.

"Don't be such a church wafer dude."

by s_c_t June 06, 2017

Kayden Church

A complete badass, someone who does what they want when they want. A person you don't want to fuck with. Doesn't look for unnecessary trouble because they know what they are capable of. You can try to be a 'kayden church' but very few succeed.

Person 1: WTF! Did you see what they just did? I'm going to say something...

Person 2: Dude, I wouldn't do that if I were you....They're Kayden Church.

Person 1:Oh shit.

by Bernie Badass November 19, 2011

church burgler

Someone low enough to steal from a church or likewise association

Antonio is a real church burgler

by Thepuppeteer97 March 29, 2015