church tag

When someone tags you on a social media platform while at Church.

Why would she church tag me when I look like monster...

by Loud&Local December 25, 2016

church wafer

a creative way to call someone an idiot.

"Don't be such a church wafer dude."

by s_c_t June 6, 2017

thando church

A person that always has a convincing reason for not going even if they leave next door or 5minutes away from church

Also known as:the holiest mgedeni

Me:does Thando church
Her:uhm sometimes

by Le_ra September 29, 2019

Kayden Church

A complete badass, someone who does what they want when they want. A person you don't want to fuck with. Doesn't look for unnecessary trouble because they know what they are capable of. You can try to be a 'kayden church' but very few succeed.

Person 1: WTF! Did you see what they just did? I'm going to say something...

Person 2: Dude, I wouldn't do that if I were you....They're Kayden Church.

Person 1:Oh shit.

by Bernie Badass January 2, 2012

church burgler

Someone low enough to steal from a church or likewise association

Antonio is a real church burgler

by Thepuppeteer97 March 30, 2015

Church Fart

adjective; an offensively funny person.

Do you know my cousin Cletus? Oh, you have to meet him, he’s a real church fart!

by Panthernopanth January 30, 2022

Church Jeans

The least worn out jeans in one's wardrobe, reserved for special occasions such as church on Sundays. These jeans are normally utilized by those to whom khakis are considered "fancy man pants."

"Honey, have you seen my church jeans? I can put my whole hand into the holes in my other pairs."

by Krums1&4 May 13, 2016