love flaps

see: hangage in the hoo-ha.
"The part that hangs down" -- J,
"the part that slides around the penis" --N

"When she stood up her love flaps hung down and caught my eye"
"Her moist inviting love flaps accepted my rigid penis."

by the basement January 29, 2006

The Flap

A condition where a girl has a pussy so loose you can fit a damn watermelon in it. It also usually smells of dead fish and generally has lips that sag out of her pants.

George: Dude I totally banged Megan last night!
Ryan: Wtf dude she has the flap!

by BDJ8961 January 10, 2013

smelly flaps

When a woman's vaginal entry and exit doors smell like the fishmongers on a busy Monday morning.

Hey bro, I can't believe I went down on her smelly flaps. Bitch be humming!

by zimbo23 November 02, 2013

Flap Rash

The reddening and abrasion of the (skin) from your (wrist) to (armpit) caused by placing ones' (fist) and (arm) through an access (hole) in a flight surface.

Damn Bruce, Nice case of Flap Rash, I haven't seen it that bad since Bob oversized nine holes.

by Crazy Richard February 11, 2005

flap cheese

noun. A thick, cheese like, sebaceous sediment that gathers in the deep unwashed crevice found between the folds of an obese person's skin.

When are we going to make "Pick a Fold volume 8"? My Johnson-rod craves flap cheese.

by Harold Chimkowski August 30, 2006

flesh flap

Slang term used to describe the dangling labia of a woman's vagina.

I licked that skank's flesh flap for about 45 minutes last night

by Tony S. June 18, 2004

Flap Jacket

See "Flap"

A flap jacket is a condom, but not just any condom... You must refer to pussy as flap in order to call a condom a flap jacket.

Flap :: Pussy
Flap Jacket :: Condom

"My roommate was digging through all my drawers, cause he was out of flap jackets"

"Melissa might be a keeper. She doesn't mind football, loves Old Chicago and doesn't make me wear a flap jacket"

by Dirk Daddy August 15, 2011