Dusty Maria

The act of wrapping a feather duster around a males penis (or your own penis) and jacking him (or yourself) off.

My girl was on her period so she gave me a Dusty Maria.

by Electronasty October 22, 2017

Dusty dick

When you put it in an old lady

Tim: yo I fucked Marge.

Phil: nigga you got that old puss

Tim:she’s only 76
Phil: bro you got dusty dick now. Prolly look like baby powder on that shit.

by Boys ain’t shit May 29, 2018

dusty ute

a dusty crusty dinosaur

deborah the dusty ute

by Dirty names December 20, 2021

Dusty Omelette

Giving an elderly lady cunnilingus. Whilst doing so you get your tongue up as far as you can as if you were trying to make omelettes out of her remaining ovaries.

I gave my grandma a Dusty Omelette.

by Zodiac Killer 1997 August 14, 2016

dusty bucket

a hockey chic that doesn't get any intercourse. Especially if she wears pink or doesn't wear her hair with a hair-tie.

"That chick's a dusty bucket!"

by KriKri February 17, 2014

Dusty Regan

A Dusty Regan is when a republican reprehensive expresses his admiration for Roland Regan by digging up his corpse, sucking his dick and then sneezes.

The republicans were all doing the Dusty Regan in last night response to Obama’s speech.

by BrooklynBeerBums February 26, 2009

dusty crophopper

Going from anal to any other hole with feces on your dick

What's a dusty crophopper? .....It's a more expansive ATM.

by ProfBibbo November 28, 2013