doo doo dummy head

when someone is acting and or seeming as they are a shit head who can’t fucking exist

“man, that homeless man sure is a doo doo dummy head”

by marlborospliff June 19, 2022

dummy thicc

michelle

sammi: if you look up dummy thicc it says michelle

by micaqwq November 6, 2021

matt-the-dummy

The only person on the planet that doesnt understand sarcasim and is kind of crazy. He looks like a panda

Matt-the-dummy: Fuck you!!
Rion: Matt That doesn't go in your eye!

by Mrs.Bloom7 March 12, 2010

Unprotected dummy

From the words of the gay lords known as brojob. "Basically you swing your dick around like it's a sword, until you lose all feeling in your cock and get bored. Twist your nipples and slam your dick into the refrigerator door."

Dude 1: "Hey man what are you doing tonight?"
Dude 2: "I'm doing the unprotected dummy!"

by Orenda. January 11, 2018

Crash Tech Dummy

Someone with a major lack of correct inside intel and poor reconnaissance maneuvers. A lesser than, that likes to creep on the wrong motherfucker, and the people that he associates with. A complete snoop and peeping tom. The weirdest brand of creepiness that one without a life can muster. A pasty, yet trendy nerd. One that is unaware of his shortcomings in areas such as masking ascertain strategic features. A sloppy bumbler. Someone that was shitting their diapers while i studied technology.

That guy at the repair store is a complete Crash Tech Dummy.

by BitcoinBill April 24, 2018

Dummy crat

One who is a dumb democrat and can’t see the right side of things. Typically guys that don’t have common sense.

Kyle is such a dummy crat!

by Johnny110 January 23, 2023

Tac Dummy

Tac Dummy, (n).A type of sex doll highly prized in the San Jose area, but not always called a 'tackle' dummy. An assemblage of laundry and sheets or blankets or pillows made to roughly resemble a humanoid form used for sexual gratification. Originally rumored to have started in the Bay Area near San Jose, but nobody is sure exactly where. The tac dummy has either a vagina made of socks wrapped around a shirt or flipped, or a penis made of wrapped shirt or some other object, depending on the user's preference. The typical basic model takes about 45 minutes to assemble, so most guys will just forget it and poke a hole in a pillow or rub a nut on a sock. Disposing of the jizz in the sock can be done easily via hamper.

Daryl.: Hey Max, did you try that new doll last night?
Max: You mean the tac dummy? Yeah, it was okay.
Daryl: Well last week mine chafed. I have to remember not to get the sock pussy wet before I nut in it.

Max: Eew, that's gross.

by duggyfuurt33 June 19, 2011