depression dishes

When you finally get around to doing the dishes that's been piling up for months.

"Hey Tom! i finally got around to doing my depression dishes!"

by phalluslover00 January 13, 2024

dish soap piss wank

dish soap piss wank is a drink it tastes like a mix of the three like some old bloke called steve jizzed in a cup of piss then tried cleaning it out. some people like the taste which is a little kinky. i guess im kinky bc i like dish soap piss wank

ooo yummy thats some great dish soap piss wank

by thepisswankman January 27, 2024

Dish Off

An less vulgar alternative to telling someone to go fuck themselves

Jaspar: ‘i fucked your mum’
you: ‘dish off you cunt’

by yourhotmothet September 6, 2022

Dishes

Something nobody likes to do

" hey can you do the dishes for me?"
"Uggggghhh do I have to"

by weirdkidlol March 9, 2017

dish duke

When you defecate on top of someone’s dishes in their kitchen sink .

Yo I heard Brenda took a dish duke at Tia’s house last week .

by Headlocknoogie November 22, 2021

dish girl

A girl who has a watertight scratch collar affixed around her neck where dozens upon dozens of men ejaculate into the now breakfast dish. The very last participant will dump in some cereal into the semen soup and feed the dish girl her breakfast.

Jessica told me her #1 fantasy was to be a dish girl and cocoa puffs would be her cereal of choice.

by OneNastyMoFo October 16, 2015

Dishing

Dishing: to spill the tea to someone.

To dish out the dirt on someone.

She’s been dishing dirt on everyone in class.

by Shfhryebdhue August 6, 2022