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Aussie Disease

Is a disease that makes you always addicted to alcohol and cigarettes. It makes you always wear thongs (flip-flops), It makes you love meat pies and sausage rolls, and makes you use Australian slang and makes you swear a lot.
Steve: "Fuck, Shit, Bitch!!"
Bob: "Whoa mate, you got Aussie Disease"
by Bman111 April 18, 2017
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Bean disease

A deathly mental and physical disease to say away from. It is often caused by consumption of an overdose of BEANS and memes. The symptoms of the bean disease include: constant desire for bean memes, over exaggerated voice, the sexual attraction to beans, extreme mood swings when around raisins, skin will start to darken and look like a raisin bean lookin thing, and will obtain freckles on the face that look like mini beans. Someone with the bean disease will usually start to show signs at the age of 10 years old.
“Dude, did you know that Corbin has the bean disease?!”
wait WHAT!?!? We need to stay away from him!!”

“ yah!”
by Beankitten06 December 6, 2018
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Vona disease

Vona Disease is a non fatal disease. It is quite common in teenage girls, however, they are not aware of this.

This disease is where girls get flustered (ladyboner ) over hot celebrity guys who are way out of their league.
Vona disease symptoms:
Smiling too much at her phone,
Getting over heated,
Following a large amount of hot male celebrities.

I repeat Vona disease is non fatal disease, but it is an addiction that will course obsession over extremely attractive men.

It is up to us to spread the word of this disease!

This disease is founded by Serena Vona.
A large amount of teenage girls have Vona disease.
by Spooderman August 31, 2019
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Irre Disease

Irre disease is a non contagious virus that is non fatal and causes no harm to the body. In fact the only side effect of the Irre disease is that you become irresistible in every way. Patients with this disease are extremely gorgeous and even have a great personality with a perfect sense of humor. These patients have a sort of sparkle that just makes them even more amazing. Although there is no cure for the Irre disease you do not have to worry because the only being in the galaxy with this disease is Angel Hermosillo. Like I previously stated it is not contagious and no one else can ever get this disease.
"Angel Hermosillo has had the Irre Disease since the day she was born"
by Willard Hewitt July 31, 2017
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Spongebob Disease

It is a very very funny and dangerous disease this disease makes you into spongebob! IF YOU LOVE SPONGEBOB YOU GET SPONGEBOB DISEASE!!!!! so dont make your children watch spongebob for a long time or else it will happen and your child will turn into spongebob there is no cure and its not coming back and if you survive it it will be 1% chance to hard very very scary and if you survived there will be some side effects you will be yellow forever and you are more thirty than before because you became a sea sponge human but yea dont watch spongebob.
Example
1. Hey fred dont watch spongebob it gives you Spongebob Disease!
2. my brother turn into spongebob because he got infected by the Spongebob Disease!
by ChildEater6964202121 March 1, 2023
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Baritone's Disease

A mental illness causing all baritone players to constantly act stupid and make corny puns.
While Lauren only has a mild case, David clearly has serious Baritone's Disease.
by BaritoneQueen October 5, 2016
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leigh disease

a disease commonly caught by having sexual realtions with one by the name of tera.
dude i fucked tera and have leigh disease.
by nilsson February 18, 2008
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