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David Blaine

The David Blaine is a sexual position where you are having sex with a woman from behind and with out her knowing you let your friend slip in. Then you go outside and wave at her through the window.
Ricks and I love to pull the David Blaine on many girls but they usually don't laugh.
by flave171717 June 10, 2010
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david dula

David Dula or David Dulay is a direct descendant of Lakan Dula of Tondo. He is the co-conspirator and financier of the Sumuroy Revolt. After the death of Sumuroy, Dulay was forced to continue the armed rebellion against Spain which has already spread in several places in the Bisayan Islands, Mindanao and some part of Luzon. Several years later, he was badly wounded in a fierce encounter with the Guardia Civil. He was caught together with his seven close -in armed officers and they were sentenced to death through firing squad with a charge of multiple murder of Spanish nationals and military officers. They were shot at the Palapag town plaza and were buried in unmarked grave to prevent the regrouping of the Indios behind his name. His clan members, family, relatives and friends named his neighborhood as sitio Kan David in Isla de Batag, Laoang, Northern Samar. Kan David, "owned by David" in the Waray dialect, is now known as barangay Candawid.
David Dulay and Sumuroy are blood relatives.
by J. Robert Dizon Bryce May 21, 2008
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David

1. David is a term used to describe people that stand out from the rest, the people you see and want to be friends with. Davids can be characterized by their distinctive good looks, but if you mention that to them they may get a tad bit cocky. David can also be sought out by his voice, it is unforgettable; his brown hair and brown eyes which can change your whole opinion on the colour brown.

2. Davids will always have their own opinions on things, which you may or may not like. Someone you'd call David would be obsessed with ice tea and not like oreos despite who disagrees with him. He would shake his head at such cheesy things and how inaccurate they are but he's yet to be proven wrong. He is someone that would laugh at idiocy with you and not get the least bit offended, at the same time, he's probably the most considerate person ever.

3. Davids are also amazing not-so-human beings, characterized by how perfect they are that they could not possibly be humans.
1. Don't be basic be David.

I've never liked the colour brown before but it's my new favourite colour.

You're so not David, I bet your pH is like totally 14
by idontevenlikecats June 14, 2014
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David

A man who is above all men. He reads the Urban Dictionary definitions and laughs at them. Some are accurate, some are not. Davids exude confidence. Qualities to look for in a David are tallness, excellent brown hair, sweetness, loves high fives, nerdiness, Marvel Comics titles (Spectacular, Amazing, Astonishing, etc.). A David can laugh in the face of danger. A David has his zombie survival plan all worked out and he knows who he's saving. Davids are generally kind to all who encounter them, but can be protective and territorial. Evildoers beware, because there just might be a David right behind you.
David drives 60 miles down the highway. Tim drives 60 miles down the highway going in the opposite direction. They meet and high-five. To keep the universe balanced a hole is torn to the peanut butter dimension and there is an explosion of peanut buttery epicness.
by TheKarmaMan December 12, 2010
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by helix_09 December 13, 2008
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David Bowie

The only man on Earth who is permitted to sparkle.
Edward Cullen doesn't have anything on David Bowie! Edward is a fucked-up fairy-vamipre-hybrid. David Bowie is an awesome singer. I am actually a Twilight fan, and even I know that.
by Harry Potterhead January 28, 2011
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David Banner

David Banner - v. To whisper in a girl's ear on the dance floor over loud music. Coined from the vocal style of the artist David Banner.
I David Bannered and got those digits.
by k_cool September 28, 2007
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