Crystal Clearwaters

Crystal Clearwaters is a fictional character whom is the definition of perfect. She is the girl you imagine to be smart, talented, gifted, athletic, sweet, beautiful, kind, funny, the right height, slim yet curvy, bumful with bustage, crazy, a great cook, a good friend and girlfriend. You want to be a Crystal Clearwaters.. Who wouldnt want to be a Crystal Clearwaters?

Mindy: OMG Crystal Clearwaters is so perfect! I so want to be her!
Jalissa: I know right! Did you see Crystal Clearwaters' test scores and her phenomenal tennis match?
Briella: Not to mention Crystal Clearwaters' violin and piano recital last week.
Natalia: Oh and Crystal Clearwaters' solo dance to swan lake was just so perfect.

by milly don June 12, 2014

Crystal boy

Cute precious little bean who deserves happiness, precious crystal. Angelical. Soft. Lovely. Sweetheart. Talented. Incredible beauty. Smart. Funny.
A rare diamond

He is precious, crystal boy!

by Alexa Barnes July 07, 2018

crystal mafia

a term coined by C-FREE to describe a perceived conspiracy in New Age spirituality in which virtually all New Age "gurus" are actively (and intentionally) worsening the mental health of their followers so that said followers are easier to control.

"So my sister went on this retreat run by a 'healer' and the whole time this 'healer' was just trying to hook up with the women and nobody got healed of anything."

" Yeah man, sounds like the work of the Crystal Mafia."

by peacegawd February 12, 2020

Crystal bang

Crystal bang is a sex move that causes you to use meth and crystal rocks as sex toys.

Today me and my wife tried crystal bang. It was amazing she hated it.

by Ladyluna12 June 15, 2021

crystal beth

a name that you can call someone when they are being idiots or displaying idiot-like behavior. Often used for Women but can be any gender.

Scarlett: Hey, why did she just try to do a back flip off the roof?
Cece: oh, shes just being a crystal beth!

by deeskuceting123 March 14, 2021

Crystal Clear

When its really cold, the womans' nipples are piercing through her white tee shirt.

"her crystal clear nips were showing during class"

by jacky jack November 18, 2009

crystal ball

after a girl squirts her load into her lover's mouth, her lover spits it back into her mouth. if they care to, they can orally pass the squirt load back and forth. it's similar to snowballing, however, girl cum is clear, making it a crystal ball, instead of a snowball.

"After I found out my girlfriend could squirt, I wanted to crystal ball her!"

by cathlex May 27, 2009