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Crust Bust

When you cum hard ferocious chuncks that can penetrate hard objects like wood, sheet metal, etc
I had a mad crust bust last night, it nearly broke my tv
by PK444 January 13, 2019
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Mud crust

The dry mud on a swamp donkey when it goes home
Look at the swamp donkey leaving a trail of her mud crust everywhere
by anonymous April 20, 2023
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Flaky pie crust

Someone who likes to talk about everyone else but not deal with there own problems
by Whitepickuptruck November 27, 2019
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Road crust

Leftover pizza crust that one takes to go in an informal fashion.
I wasn’t quite full when we left the pizza restaurant so I took a little road crust for the car.
by PrettyFeet March 24, 2024
mugGet the Road crustmug.

Crust

Verb - to crust something

To finish or complete something, usually an argument.
Originated in the rhyming slang "Crusty Bread" meaning "'nuff said"
Batman would kick spider-man's ass
No he wouldn't, spider-man is way better!
Will you guys shut up and crust it?
by Chadders66 April 5, 2011
mugGet the Crustmug.

desert crust

Desert crust is the dried fecal matter that results after a person shits their pants during the extreme heat. It is often seen on the Las Vegas Strip where drunk college students and Midwestern NASCAR fans can be seen wondering the sidewalks with tall drinks and brown trouts.
We saw some desert crust today! Cindi and Larry got shitfaced while playing video poker and when they stumbled onto The Strip it only took a few minutes for their ass gravy to harden into desert crust.
by Hot Franklin July 5, 2024
mugGet the desert crustmug.

Sloth Crust

the hard crusty residue in your boxers after you've ejaculated in them. (the word came to me in a dream)
"Bro, his underwear was covered in crazy sloth crust" "this sloth crust needs to be washed bad"
by SuperBun October 18, 2022
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