Cooter vacuum

A douche.

Your a fucking cooter vacuum, bitch cakes.

by SatanicCuntCleaner September 20, 2016

cooter crawler

A name for a new born baby, fresh out the womb.

Damnit Karen, I don’t need to see your cooter crawler all over my Instagram!

by Immamakeusayahhhh May 14, 2019

Poop cooter

Another name for a mangina

It was so hot outside his poop cooter was sweating.

by Emeryca September 9, 2018

Cooter Booter

A term for when some one kicks a woman in the vagina.

I saw my neighbors fighting out side and all of a sudden the wife gets the old Cooter Booter

by Pazman May 23, 2018

Cooter Gap

The difference between me and you

Brian: Damn Bryce how can you party that hard?

Bryce: That’s the cooter gap

by The chosen council December 30, 2020

cooter toot

The Disney way of describing a pussy fart.

During sex she let out a little cooter toot.

by Datam December 9, 2016

River Cooter

A sopping wet seemingly never ending vagina that may even be too wet and/or soft to be comforting to any man at a moment during sexual intercourse. Yesterday's original "WAP".

She can say whatever about last night, but I did whatever I could to get outta that River Cooter asap before it swallowed me alive. I had to take 2 showers to feel clean.

by Shad Ded November 23, 2020